Some days ago, on the window of a gymnasium, a poster with a spectacular girl said: "THIS SUMMER WANT TO BE MERMAID OR WHALE? . It seems that middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics are not known, answered the ad in question saying: Dear Sirs: The whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, humans curious). They are sexually very active, they have very cuddly calves they suckle tenderly. They play like crazy with the dolphins and stuff themselves shrimps. They play and swim in sailing the seas, discovering places as admirable as Patagonia, Sea Barens or Coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales sing very well and even record CD's. They are impressive and have no predators other than man. They are loved, defended and admired by almost everyone. The mermaids do not exist! AND if they existed they would be queuing in consultations. The mermaids do not exist! AND if they existed they would be queuing in consultationsdes Argentine psychoanalysts because they have a serious personality problem "woman or fish? . They have no sex life because they kill the men who approach them, how they would do anyway? " So they have no children. They are pretty, yes, but isolated and sad. Also who would approach a girl who smells like fish? Miller's clear, I want to be a whale! PS: At this time, when the media puts us in the head the idea that only those who are thin are beautiful, I prefer to enjoy a glass with my children, d a good dinner with a man who makes me vibrate, a coffee cake with my friends. With time we gain weight because, as information accumulated in the head when there is no other place he distributes the rest of the body. So we're not big, we have grown a lot .. Starting today, when I see my butt in a mirror, I think: my God, I am. Starting today, when I see my butt in a mirror, I think: my God, I suisintelligente … ********** Well, @ the approach of spring .. I I'm happy to follow .. I wish you a very good year .. And to have the appetite for the pleasures of life .. Very nice day!

A whale, I prefer … lol!

A small poissson …. because, as La Fontaine wrote: "Fish Ways."

I totally agree with this lady, she has very clearly explained the situation, I consider myself also a whale (in fact I have to lose a few pounds along the way!). And then as the saying goes, this is not the appearance or the physical counts, but what's inside of someone! So better a large whale with a big heart a little mermaid inside empty! Good day!

I prefer not to exist for other than being a whale lol What I am not a mermaid either but still damn well it seems! often tell me they're good !!!!!! I have buddy (friends is a big word now! I eat well but the sport also goes by the more I feel the poison Préfert (free) that the big fat smelly mdr

Neither one nor the other. And believe me, you can be slim by having fun at the table. A requirement to move a lot … what our sedentary society often forgets!

Your story is great, thank you! I would be a siren at 20%, a whale at 38% and 42% me!

I'd rather stay … myself …^^

A big thank you to share with us the story. I was honestly answer whale by physical before I read your question completely, but here I am 100% convinced of my initial choice, and each future bead actually mean an increase in my IQ … What more could you want?

a dog that suits me fine!

Mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Marrante! Thank Chouket in glass slipper good evening!

It is already not easy being a sardine squid …… I'd like that … well Mistouflette is sacred.!

so I'm super smart, yes!

I like dolphins

whale lol

Long live the whales !!!!! Big kiss and live happily! I'm with you.

Goodnight, goodnight, Sacred history all that:) Thank you to share with us! Good soiréee! Kisses!

Beautiful! Thank you.

Hi! Thanks for this excellent text and for your good wishes. All mine! (*)

a mermaid is a woman's head on a body of tuna so as whale

Nice reflection! … The important thing, I think, is to accept as is, without "giving up" when it is in our health, our well being, or our lives! For example, it is very negative "let the overweight live" in our body, without trying to do anything "to prevent them from moving"! … As Alexis Carrel he said: "The intelligence and moral atrophy, such as muscles, lack of exercise. The law of the effort is more important than the stability of organic states. L ' human accommodates the non-use of its visceral systems, by degeneration! "… Thus we need to fight for "obscure" absolute risk "degeneration" of the body and mind through physical and mental exercises appropriate regular! … It is important, for example, we devote a regular sport: health of body and mind, knowing that, as claimed by the yogi: "There. It is important, for example, we devote a regular sport: health of body and mind, knowing that, as claimed by the yogi: "There ainterdépendance body and mind!" … "Whale and Mermaid", who cares? : The essential is it that Joy continues to live in our hearts and with us our whole life … And until extreme old age?